Lie Clocks

Okay, so this is obviously not true, so I don’t even need to go into the theology and all that… but I got a kick out of this. 


A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.

He asked, “What are all those clocks for?”

St. Peter answered, “Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move.”

“Oh,” said the man, “Whose clock is that?”

“That’s Mother Teresa’s. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie.”

“Incredible,” said the man. “And whose clock is that one?”

St. Peter responded, “That’s Abraham Lincoln’s clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life.”

“Where’s Barrack Obama’s Clock?” asked the man.

“Obama’s clock is in my office. I’m using it as a Ceiling fan.”


Okay… so let’s get this straight. Yes, I believe that we should respect those who are over us. Yes, I do pray for President-elect Obama, and so on and so forth. But I thought that this was funny. Maybe that’s wrong of me… but it’s the truth.


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