An interesting email I received

After an exhaustive review of the research literature,   here’s the final word on nutrition and health:

   
1.  Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than  
     Americans 

  

2.  Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than 
      Americans


 
3.  Chinese drink very little red wine and have fewer heart attacks than Americans


 
4.  Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans 

 

5.  Germans drink beer and eat lots of sausages and
     fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans 

   
CONCLUSION:  Eat and drink what you like…speaking English is apparently what kills you, but the government is trying to correct the problem!

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One response to this post.

  1. Posted by Tiffany on May 3, 2008 at 2:01 pm

    Haha! That’s hilarious! The government sure has a lot of work ahead of them! (especially with the restrictions on illegal immigration! :P)

    Reply

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