Email Forwards

I am working on my next post and may even post it tonight… if things go in my favor. 😀 Until then, here are a couple of email forwards for you to enjoy:

A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to ‘Honor thy father and thy mother,’ she asked, ‘Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?’
Without missing a beat, one little boy answered, ‘Thou shall not kill.’

 


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At Sunday School they were teaching how God created everything, including human beings. Little Johnny seemed especially intent when they told him how Eve was created out of one of Adam’s ribs.
Later in the week his mother noticed him lying down as though he were ill, and she said, ‘Johnny, what is the matter?’ Little Johnny responded, ‘I have pain in my side. I think I’m going to have a wife.’

 


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Two boys were walking home from Sunday school after hearing a strong preaching on the devil. One said to the other, ‘What do you think about all this Satan stuff?’
The other boy replied, ‘Well, you know how Santa Claus turned out. It’s probably just your Dad.’

 

 

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2 responses to this post.

  1. Oh wow. The second one really tickles me!!! 😀

    Reply

  2. Posted by onerebelutionary on May 2, 2008 at 7:30 am

    It was my favorite, too! hehe

    Reply

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